Category: Joke Board
Tickle Me Elmo toys
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes
the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle
it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and
she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM The
next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel
Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that
she is incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up,
putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for
himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor.
When they get there the line is so backed up that there
are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and
they're really beginning to pile up. At the end of the
line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle Me
Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge
bag of small marbles. The 2 men watch in amazement as
she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
marbles and begins to carefully sew the little package
between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several
minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
approaches Lena . "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely
able to keep a straight face, "but I think you misunder-
stood the instructions I gave you yesterday...Your job
is to give Elmo two test tickles.
Hahahaha, sick.
yeah, but very funny
Heard this one before, but still loved it! heh, lol!